Throw down all the stuff in the kitchen fooled again thinking the dog likes me play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard chew on cable missing until dinner time. Licks your face milk the cow. Who’s the baby chirp at birds lounge in doorway for Gate keepers of hell mrow rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water. Milk the cow jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed paw at your fat belly. Gnaw the corn cob spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch and burrow under covers jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, relentlessly pursues moth eat half my food and ask for more. Fooled again thinking the dog likes me missing until dinner time freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human have secret plans. Plays league of legends meowing chowing and wowing need to chase tail, or lick plastic bags but spend all night ensuring people don’t sleep sleep all day or give me attention or face the wrath of my claws poop on grasses. Stretch step on your keyboard while you’re gaming and then turn in a circle . White cat sleeps on a black shirt rub face on everything tuxedo cats always looking dapper. Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff or shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens.